Ruben

A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.

Girl: Look at Ruben with an earring in his right ear
Guy: What a fag

by >o< September 20, 2017

Rubbernecked

1.) When someone calls your name, you turn your head quickly to look, and no one is there to speak to you anymore.

2.) When someone drives by in a car and beeps a horn and when you turn you cannot figure out who it was.

Rubbernecker: "Hey, John."

John (turns head): "Yes?"

-(No one is in sight anymore)

Rubbernecker(to friends): "Nice, I just rubbernecked the shit out of that kid."

by Johnny C from Myspace April 2, 2010

Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.

"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."

by Jeezuradick October 10, 2015

Rubenesque

Really F**K**G fat

"Ashley is a rubenesque cheeky,Plump,fleshy fellow"

by Mcmurdle December 3, 2003

Ruben

The Fat man that could!

"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!

by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003

rubbernecks

titties

Wow, man check out the rubberneckson that chickie!

by lou September 30, 2003

Ruben's Love.

A Ruben's number 1 love would currently be named Wendy.

''Ruben's Love. is Wendy, there gonna be together for ever.''

by benthedude September 27, 2011