ruben's 

a euphemism for a restaurant or some sort of eating establishment that is non-descript

Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?

ruben's by Pierskin November 30, 2006

Ruben's mom 

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

Ruben's mom by MortaR213 May 1, 2016

Ruben's scale 

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

Ruben's scale by llame December 4, 2016

Ruben S Ayala High School 

A school where there needs to be a new principle that acucally give a shit about all of the studrnts, and teachers; mostly students; and when I mean students, I dont mean the scumbags who get high and dont give a shit; I mean the ones who accucaly will have a sucessful career in the future.

Ruben S Ayala High School needs a new principhe to run things properly

Ruben S Ayala High School by a vengefull student August 6, 2011

Ruben's Cum 

very delicious. very nutritious. good for your health and skin. doctors recommend it.

Ethan Like to eat Ruben's Cum

Ruben's Cum by Gay_Priest June 22, 2021

Ruben's Love.

A Ruben's number 1 love would currently be named Wendy.

''Ruben's Love. is Wendy, there gonna be together for ever.''

Ruben's Love. by benthedude September 27, 2011

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.

Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also

The Ruben's fast by Ben Steller October 26, 2019