Whitman Rowland

The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.

Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!

by Sue Cash November 26, 2021

Emmerson Rowley

lmao hi

Emmerson Rowley hi

by Ballsarejuevos April 5, 2022

Paul Rowlands

A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.

Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.

Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.

“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands

“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands

by PaigeKittyMemes February 15, 2022

Black rowlett

When your buddy who always has black and Milds religiously passes it at a joint rotation like it's got weed in it

Terry just lit up a black, we about to play Black rowlett

by Jefg8r April 17, 2022

JK Rowling

Staunchly religious.

Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

jk rowling

the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)

Aw man, fuck jk rowling

by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023

A Rowland

Rowing on land or being so terrible at something for example your job, video games, driving. This could also be used as a term to use when you don't want to use someone's real name since they are not deserving of it.

My friend's a Rowland. He thinks he is a hero but really he is pathetic

by LukIamyourfather February 4, 2024