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Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020
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Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012
mugGet the Purse of no returnmug.
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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Blink Artistry Starts In 6.76ms & Ends In 2 Seconds. Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses. Start Blinking<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

The War returns

Frogtaints Centepies and Rats
by DeanA4 April 9, 2025
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No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter
jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock
by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025
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Return of Zod

Hym "YOOOO! RETURN OF ZOD! LET'S GO!!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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