It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020
Get the Return to Sendermug. The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012
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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Blink Artistry Starts In 6.76ms & Ends In 2 Seconds. Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses. Start Blinking<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter
by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025
Get the No Return O'Clockmug. by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
Get the Return of Zodmug. (looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
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