Rendezjew

A meeting of Jews: predominately for social recreation, during such occasions bagels are often ingested and legal manitary tender is wisely invested.

"Shalom Hershel, are you free for a rendezjew this evening?"
"Toda but no, if we meet in groups exceeding 2 either the Christians, Russians, Germans, English...well pretty much anyone attacks us, too many died last year."
"...there'll be cream cheese."
"I'm in"

by Jewfro15 June 19, 2009

Render Fucked

A term for when you have so many things happening on your computer at a time that even opening a folder takes at least 20 seconds. This is most common with small computers or people who use a lot of high ram requiring programs at a time (ie: motion, color, final cut, photoshop, ect.)

The term derives from the process of "rendering" in which is most known from final cut. The rendering process is slow and makes your computer lag like a bitch, thus when you are doing multiple things on the computer, your getting "render fucked"

Guy 1- *On the phone* Dude! look up fat guy fail on youtube
Guy 2- I cant, i have final cut, motion, color, 12 tabs on safari, and i tunes running at the same time. Im getting render fucked
Guy 1- well then quit a few of your tabs.
Guy 2- no

by It happens to me all the time September 21, 2010

Redecorate

Verb. Soil one's pants (often lightly, or by fart gone wrong). Sometimes occurs in conjunction with an ESC.

"I didn't make it to the rest area in time, so I had to redecorate."

by Timsee February 6, 2009

Redebilitated

Having a disability come back. Sometimes what some consider a cure is actually a cause of a disability. Being rehabilitated and then plunging back into the abyss.

It's too bad that Jason was redebilitated.
Yah, I thought everything was working out.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

redemer

A person or people who would rather stick pins in there eye's than listen to a spesific piece of music

Hey dayna listen to sundayafternoon.

No i'de rather stick pins in my eyes .
Your such a redemer.

by Kieran1995 August 21, 2009

Readette

Readette: a classy French/Northern European woman, who knows what she wants and gets what she wants, by the glint in her eye. A very kind hearted person with a wild streak...which often gets her in to trouble.

This cream puff, tastes so good; its so Readette.

by Kleine Kennedy April 4, 2010

Rander

An erection of which the cause is unknown.

Hey....touch my rander.

by Red-head Randy January 2, 2011