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Rachelitis

A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.
You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!
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she’s HOTTT
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Rachel

Someone so fabulous that she could entirely devour your soul by her kindness.
The intrigued man: Tell me how Rachel is?

The passionate answer: She is like a sickness and its cure together.
by Wilfred of Ivanhoe November 3, 2017
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A Rachel is like a pain and its cure together
"What fiend troubles your days my dear friend? Are you in love?
"I am out of love when Rachel is out of my sight.
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She is hilarious, always knows how to make a room laugh. She is quite the fashionista, not all looks were the best suit for her but she has it under control now. She loves warm weather or things that remind her of it. Such as Mexican men named Alex and the drink Malibu.
"Wow you are so funny, you know just what to say to make my abs hurt. You must be a Rachel."
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Most Rachel’s I’ve met with a surname of P to be specific are pretty girls and seem shy at first but eventually once you get to know them they have the most complicated personalities they can be bullies from my experience have an addiction to their phones and talking to boys which they are highly good at Rachel’s are popular and are the best a pretending to be innocent They don’t have the best relationships with teachers or people in general there is a lot to them I would stay away from them as my opinion but they can also be sweet funny girls if they’re not like the ones I’ve met
“Rachel is being complicated again”
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Wow, rachel.... wow...
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