Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

by Raskevanich December 2, 2020

Punches above his weight

To do something greater than your perceived ability.

Johnny is only 5”7 but he punches above his weight on the basketball court

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

Punches to Ground

When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.

Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

brillo puncher

One who is generally not seen as a credible source of information and is not viewed as a responsible reliable person. The reason is normally do to the fact that they are to bust pushing brillo through their crack pipe to have a clue..

Johnny: Yo Don! Was-up my man? You got a five spot you can loan me?
Don: Screw off brillo pusher!!

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Fudge Puncher

The act of fisting anally

-Dude smell my hand...
-Ahh you were punching fudge weren't you?

-I hear that kid in your class is really good in the sack...
-Nah i hear he is a total fudge puncher

by cinimon bagel August 7, 2010