Puerto Lando

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

by mega oper August 3, 2008

Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

Puerto Rican Handshake

To stab someone violently.

Lainey gave Mike a Puerto Rican Handshake because he called her old.

by Soonermike24 September 14, 2018

puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Puerto Rican

A person from puerto rico and/or of puerto rican descent. They are Beautiful,diverse and Lively people comprised primarily of Taino, African and/or European origin.

I am of puerto rican origin.

Boy, Those puerto ricans sure are friendly.

Puerto Rican is not a race, it's an ethnic background.

The Puerto Rican culture is so spunky and Beautiful.

by Adamari May 9, 2005

Puerto Rican Flag

Did you know that the original design used a sky blue tone of the triangle in the Puerto Rican flag? But when the flag was adopted officially by the Commonwealth in 1952 it featured a dark blue very similar to that of the US flag. This fact has raised many issues whether to use a sky blue tone or a dark blue tone in the flag. Recently, with the celebration of the flag's 100 anniversary in 1995 the current administration displayed a flag with the original sky blue tone. Some historians concluded that the reason why a dark blue was used in the 1952 flag was related to the origins of the flag and its relationship with a revolutionary independence movement.

"I love my beautiful Puerto Rican Flag! It's Puerto Rico's pride and joy!"

by ananana August 1, 2007

Puertobilly

Mix of the terms Puerto Rican and hillbilly. A person of Puerto Rican descent born or raised in the Southern U.S.

Sally's folks are from San Juan, but she was born and raised in Tennessee. She's a straight-up Puertobilly.

by BatistaGal March 8, 2005