putternugget

Takes too much time. Is slow.

Beast.

This car is such a putternugget, it won't get me anywhere!

by Kreeston August 2, 2009

putterance

A fart that flies under the radar.

I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.

by gemsoft October 2, 2009

Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.

Look at that putter onner shake that thang!!

by lajew May 11, 2010

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

putegrain

A headache or migraine obtained from prolonged or excessive use of a computer.

Ive been googling for hours and still can't find what I'm looking for, I think I need some tylenol for this putegrain.

by putegrain August 14, 2012

Puter cleavage

Vagina lips

"Her pants were so tight I saw her puter cleavage."

by Fisherbabe55 November 29, 2012