Puddle of Mudd

A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.

Ordinary guy: Remember Puddle of Mudd?
Music fan: Unfortunately, yes.

by Deathgrind > you November 4, 2006

Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

by nigger nick December 19, 2005

puddle snipe

when someone steps in a puddle unknowingly causing either their shoe to get soaked or their pants. Or even both.

Emma: So then I- *steps in puddle* DAMN!

Liz: Haha! Puddle snipe!

by a.random.person December 18, 2008

puddlephelia

Love of puddles

My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.

by weasel990 July 11, 2009

douche puddle

A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.

What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.

Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

The Puddle

Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.

Dude, that Bob Reddy was liquid last night. He truly was 'The Puddle'!

by Tank Abbott May 23, 2011

puddle jumper

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.

Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!

by Bellboy April 29, 2007