Procrastinate

Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."

Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.

OR

Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)

OR

"I'll do it tomorrow."

by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015

Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

by Fapjack June 21, 2016

procrastinatus

The acceptable amount of time before completing a long delayed task.

Just before friends and family arrive.... I've reached the procrastinatus, I should do those dishes From last week....

by BlondeEuropean June 6, 2016

procrastination

The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.

In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".

by Nitro984 November 17, 2016

procrastination

something i do when its time to go to bed and i don't want to.

creating definitions on urban dictionary is a good method of procrastination .

by DrDoodlehead February 13, 2017

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017