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Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.
Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."
by AKM178 February 22, 2011
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procrastinatist

The procrastinatist goes and plays instead of doing his homework/work/duties.

You are a procrastinatist.
by DavidNaix December 8, 2010
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procrastinature

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.
It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.
by magnet928 February 26, 2011
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Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.
Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."
by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012
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Pawsitive procrastination

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.
My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.
by Valkling October 9, 2020
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procrastinator

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker
i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!
by risingshadow April 12, 2009
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Procrastination Masturbation

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.
Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.
by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013
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