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Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
by imverydaddy December 8, 2016
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023
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Present Window

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT
What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.
by bTags March 17, 2011
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Presentation academy

A highschool that has most of the theater kids and some pretty hot chicks. Could never compare to assumption or sacred heart
That day at presentation academy was legit ness
by Twadsquad January 22, 2019
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