Paddy

A Self-Obsessed SHIT

Person 1 - What you get?
Person 2- 3 A*s, but i want to retake two of them!
Person 1 - God you're such a paddy!

by u dont know who :-) April 16, 2010

Clump Paddy

A stupid person, who is always fuckn up

what a clump paddy
Mr.lahey is a clump paddy

by JsHarP December 15, 2004

knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs

what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"

"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."

by Sc46and2 February 15, 2005

paddywhaker

spanking stick for Irishmen

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Paddy

Paddy originated from the irish hills was found by jmoo and taken to the lowly town of sheringham in which he was greeted with gifts of gold frankinsence and cheese! he was to turn on the christmas lights but when he got on the stage he began masterbating and cam all over the croud!
Paddy now means
1) offensive slang for a gay person
2) a wank
3) a very small penis

1) Shut up you stupid paddy
2) hes just had a paddy in the loo
3) god hes got a paddy

by Niallb December 1, 2004

Paddy Caking

Actively engaging in activities that are either extremely boring, or unimportant.

Person 1: "How come you weren’t at the kegger last night bro?"
Person 2: "I was Paddy Caking with my girlfriend. She made me go see the Time Traveler’s Wife"

by Robert Coon October 27, 2009

Paddywhacked

To be killed by an Irishman.

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"

by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009