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John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019
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The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
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Body Positivity

Started to get recognition for people with disabilities. Now its used to shout that your fat and stupid on TikTok or look stupid for "going viral for spreading body positivity."
Wow, look at all these massively obese fat fucks spreading body positivity.
by Protonic Moron April 23, 2023
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Positive Articulation

Selecting words to express an idea in a positive way conscious that doing so will engender positive consequences.
The chairman of the board asked the speech writer to write the announcement using positive articulation instead of the negative articulation she,—for unexplained reasons—had used. The managers were surprised to see that she worded the announcement as she did, wondered if he was a saboteur, got her fired on-the-spot, and had a different writer write the speech.
by but for October 25, 2017
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Positively Decent

When something is too decent it has to be positively decent
Damn bro that golf shot was positively decent.
by decently positive August 1, 2020
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Positive Neutralism

A belief that individual/group should not take a side on a controversial topic and doesn't intervene in others' business. The individual/group will respond to criticism and controversial topics in a positive manner.
Jimmy, a supporter of Positive Neutralism chose to stay quiet and not to provoke the situation during a fight between a group of students.
by Daboyindaship June 12, 2018
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Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.
"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"
by Pete Cray June 23, 2016
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