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Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.
New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"
by Eddie Genius October 2, 2018
mugGet the Taylor Portmug.

Port Hull

a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.
jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!
by texturalexperience July 9, 2022
mugGet the Port Hullmug.

Port whoreon

When an entire city is full of groupies
Me and the boys are about to hit up port whoreon
by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022
mugGet the Port whoreonmug.

APG port

Accelerated Port of Graphics. A misspoken acronym when referring to AGP slot on a computer motherboard.
As you can see on this diagram the APG port is located next to the processor socket.
by Joseph Hayhoe November 19, 2007
mugGet the APG portmug.

port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.
in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops
by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011
mugGet the port edwardsmug.

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.
Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy
by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021
mugGet the Port Sniffermug.

Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
by yourwrong88 November 30, 2010
mugGet the Port-a-toadmug.

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