popcorn teacher

A teacher who largely remains behind his desk on the computer until the supervisor walks in and then he "popcorns"(meaning he quickly gets off his desk and actually starts teaching).

Mr. Mckintyre is a popcorn teacher.

by Wise Administrator September 30, 2017

J. Popcorn

Seems gay but is homophobic

Some people are just J. Popcorn, man!

by Criminal minds addict June 11, 2021

popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

Colombian Popcorn

Popcorn that has been cummed on instead of buttered. Typically eaten by couples after sex, during a romantic movie

Lets make some Colombian popcorn then Netflix and chill

by peachplucker November 20, 2019

chewy popcorn

Chewy popcorn is the result of stuffing your balls in your partners asshole while cumming on them.

Tiffany said she didn't want to see me anymore after I gave her the ol' chewy popcorn. It was worth it.

by Big-O 2-Incher September 20, 2016

popcorn room

A room equipped with one or more air exchangers that are capable of replacing the free air in a room at a rapid rate. Under the guise of being used to quickly disperse the scent of popcorn, the room may also be used to facilitate the covert use of marijuana. The term was coined by the Swearnet crew in Episode 22 "Planning With Leigh" on the "Real Fucking Reality" Internet TV show.

After a stressful day of pitching show ideas, I suggested that we adjourn to the popcorn room to smok - I mean, snack - on some *air quotes* popcorn.

by ZonaPeligrosa March 4, 2015

Popcorn Male

Looks innocent enough until u apply the heat then pop pop, you're dead

The bullies realized too late that he was a popcorn male

by cheekyarmadillo February 10, 2022