generic salty poptart 

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like

She's just a generic salty poptart

generic salty poptart by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022

Poptarting 

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

Poptarting by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

poptart by d.a.t April 8, 2008

poptart

Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.

Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)

poptart by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009

poptart

a teenage girl pop rock singer

Britney Spears is a poptart.

poptart by Kirby December 31, 2003

poptartamatron 

someone who rediscovers the forgotten joys of snack foods of years past and can't stop eating it

Stan turned into a poptartamatron after I gave him that brown sugar and cinnamon one from the back of my pantry.

poptartamatron by Brandlynn June 11, 2006

Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*

Poptart by TShead April 29, 2008