Definitions by Brandlynn

sqeakster

that former-church girl hanging out with the scenesters and hipsters at hip clubs who has yet to acquire a husky, smoker's tone of voice

I had to invite the sqeakster.

someone who rediscovers the forgotten joys of snack foods of years past and can't stop eating it

Stan turned into a poptartamatron after I gave him that brown sugar and cinnamon one from the back of my pantry.