poonshammin

'POONSHAMMIN' IS A SLANG/HOOD TERM GENERALLY USED TO DESCRIBE A PERSON WHO'S FULL OF SHIT, A LIER OR SOMEONE WHO'S WORD YOU CANT TRUST..

:KEVIN TOLD ME HE HIT THE LOTTERY YESTERDAY,SO WHY THE HELL DID HE JUST CALL ME ON THE PHONE TO BORROW 5 DOLLARS,DAMN KEVIN'S ALWAYS "POONSHAMMIN'

:THIS HOE INVITED ME TO DINNER,BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY,SHE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT HER PURSE AT HOME BY MISTAKE,MAN I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS BITCH WAS 'POONSHAMMIN..

by @Ohiorichkid May 23, 2017

poonsicle

That guy who's a one-time-BANG.

I slept at Chad's last night, never going there again though, he was just a poonsicle.

by poonluvers2000 February 6, 2020

Poon Suaza

The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!

Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!

Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!

by Tad H. December 9, 2008

Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008

poonacide

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

by famousKid February 22, 2009

Poon Plans

Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.

"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."

by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009

Poolside Loungeabout

Poolside Loungeabout--an occasional ritual where wives & mothers get a well earned, uninterrupted respite from the endless responsibilities of everyday life, and lay by the pool for hours, sipping on frozen drinks, reading trashy magazines, talkin' food & fashion.

A proper Vegas poolside loungeabout requires at least 2 girlfriends, 30spf sunscreen or stronger, 3 towels, a hat, magazines, $200 cash for food & drinks, and a sexy swimsuit with sparkles. At $300 for 4 hours, cabana and cabana boy, while priceless, are not required to have a good time.

by Lucy Lou Who September 14, 2009