Holland Hot Pocket

The act of cumming inside a girl, then pulling out, coating the penis in flamable liquid, lighting, and waiting. When it gets nice and toasty extinguish by plunging back in. The heat will warm the inside hence the name, hot pocket.

I was givvin' Sandy a Holland Hot Pocket last week and i didnt get back in fast enough, I still got burns on my penis.

by Cbh1990 November 28, 2014

Pissing in your pocket

To give someone an insincere compliment. A nice warm feeling in their pants.

"You have skills, I can't see how you didn't get that promotion ". (you don't have skills your a shit bloke really..just pissing in your pocket.)

by mr psuedonym April 9, 2015

I got 2 pockets full of sunshine

To have something that is better than what someone else has, to have something really cool/interesting.

Guy 1: You ain't got shit!
Guy 2: Mother fucker I got 2 pockets full of sunshine!!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow June 26, 2016

lousiana hot pocket

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up

Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

by Chewee May 21, 2016

Winnipeg Hot pocket

Filling a vagina with snow and having intercourse, making it a semeny slush.

J: Cloe is a real bitch
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?

B: worth it

by KevinFaun October 1, 2017

Toledo Hot Pocket

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.

When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

by FelixTheCat11 April 23, 2018

Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"

Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."

by mlamson January 8, 2011