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platinum belt

The cougar can also obtain this belt. If she ends the relations, the boy gets the belt. If he ends the relations, the cougar gets the belt.
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**
They were at a party, and they hooked up. The cougar was drunk, so the hook up does not count towards the platinum belt.
by shorty444 October 26, 2010
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Platinum Rogue

1. A rogue of the highest order. A perpetrator of extremely roguish behavior

2. A celebrity of questionable morals who commits a criminal act for no discernible reason

3. A well-dressed, well-mannered individual who is prone to the occasional wanton misdemeanor
Example 1: Stealing a snake, taking said snake to the changing rooms of a well known, high street lingerie shop and releasing the snake into a randomly chosen stall screaming "How's that for a trouser snake!" before running away

Example 2: A footballer stealing a packet of chewing gum, a d-list soap opera star smashing the windows of a costcutter

Example 3: A former public schoolboy smashing the wing mirrors off a people carrier after the MILF negotiating the behemoth cut him off at a t-junction

Person 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Person 2: He can't help it, he's a platinum rogue
by CECHAP October 22, 2012
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platinum taxi

The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.
"Others may be good, but only Courtney has that Platinum Taxi!"
by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013
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Platinum level bitch

Over the top bitch, yet jokingly funny about it.
Chloe is a platinum level bitch 😒
by Bitch.Com November 8, 2014
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platinum champion

A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.
Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!
by garbagemountain January 15, 2016
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Platinum drop

When you succesfully assume to do a golden drop, and confidently skip wiping after the bowel movement.
Brent is a platinum drop specialist, he just did it in the forest.
by CrimsonBehelit November 13, 2017
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platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.
After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.
by darshains July 21, 2018
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