Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

Pantheistic

From PAN="all" & Greek THEOS= "god". Is a theological claim that identifies God as the cosmos, or immanent in all life. Pantheists hold nature and universe as sacred and therefore to be worshiped. Most support supernatural and magical claims that will never be fully understood through science. Religions that currently espouse a Pantheistic godhead would be: Wicca(Neopaganism), Taoism, and Shintoism; with Buddhism and Hinduism being more mildly Pantheistic. Morally, Pantheists view the world as generally good in nature while excepting that evil exists. Mostly all Pantheists claim to be pro-life and denounce all evil actions upon nature or life itself.

Even though the term was coined in the 18th century, most anthropologists describe Pantheism to be the underlying theology of all ancient religions before Polytheism was written by temple hierarchy.

He touched a tree and could feel it’s spirit and godly energy.

She said, he must be Pantheistic

by Shapeshifter89 December 28, 2013

Plant food

Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline

Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)

by Pauline right up the nose June 12, 2016

Plantfag

A vegan who tries to force their beliefs on to meat-eaters and be unpleasant if they don't follow it.

My god, she is such a fucking plantfag! All I did was eat some bacon!

by HullSimplibus August 12, 2018

Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

plant me

a rose that was planted in the wrong habitat
it struggles to grow on murky water, inadequate climate and nutrient-poor soil
it needs more of your attention and care
in order to fully bloom and amaze.

"can't you just steal me and plant me in your garden? I know that will make it alright"

by Krkič July 7, 2019

planchette

To buy everything in events and stores especially when on sale

I was at a shopping event and decided to planchette the whole event .

by thekfcguy June 22, 2020