Bean Piss

Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.

Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".

by averagesizedtesticles53 May 31, 2023

kiss my piss

The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.

Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)

by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018

Ninja Piss

when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.

(a guy thing... i hope)

"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"

by Pete Lee September 10, 2006

piss kink

something ed sheeran has

ed sheeran has a piss kink.

by davegrohlbiggestfan August 5, 2021

Shark Piss

Shark Piss or "Great White Wine", as the label indicates, is a white wine made in Truro, Nova Scotia. It is usually purchased and consumed by Junior High and or High School students.

Shark Piss is notorious for being inexpensive ($15 Canadian for 1.5 L) and strong (20%). The quality of the wine is so poor that it is often treated like hard liquour and mixed with other less disgusting beverages.

The student was discovered passed out in the baseball field, clutching a bottle of Shark Piss to his chest.

Tired of Colt 45 the wandering vagrant decided to treat himself to Shark Piss.

by The Hambone November 6, 2009

pissblanket

A plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they piss the bed). They are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.

Robbins then thinks about the pissblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the pissblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the pissblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging pissblanket over his head -- striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. He then crams the pissblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.

by Telephony April 16, 2011

piss boiler

A person who pisses off everyone around him/her from constantly stressing a certian subject (usally an unpopular opinion) nonstop.

Rebecca: Karen is such a fucking piss boiler
Tina : I know all the time
Karen : (Walks in and starts bitching about how vaccines caused her child's autism).

by just another weeb December 10, 2019