Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.
by Tank Abbott May 23, 2011
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Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.
Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!
Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!
by Bellboy April 29, 2007
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A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.
Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?
It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005
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by dankDefine November 9, 2017
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I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.
by Amanda January 17, 2004
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Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.
Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.
I've been sitting on this plastic chair all day in these tweed pants, and I've got an awful lick of the wolf.
by MaxIso April 13, 2004
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by O-bone April 21, 2007
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