Proge

Ass checks of a clan

I’m part of proge

by Yoda24Son June 30, 2019

Prog rock

a genre created for guitarists with massive egos and small packages that compensate by overuse of excessive amounts of footpedals and fans who analyse each aspect of a song

typical person: nothing like a good ol' rock track with a sweet guitar solo!

Prog-fan: rock track? or prog rock track? what pedals did he use? Delay? Flanger? Chorus? Was it in D minor? was he in an alternate tuning?

typical person: ... he played a red guitar? o.O

by dennyzilla December 18, 2012

phog

an obsessive forum spammer, in denial about his spamming habits.

"you're such a phog."
"no i'm not!"
"denying it only proves i'm right."

by Zatozia August 5, 2006

phronq

To hodge mightily with sysadmin manroot in a manner befitting students of the Ron Jeremy school of plumper-pounding.

Man, he really phronqed that chick!

by Bela April 16, 2003

Phrow

The act of getting pissed at your cell phone for dropping your call and chucking it out the window in rage.

When my phone dropped my call with Jessica, I phrowed.

by MoonPhase January 16, 2008

PHOROGRAPHING

To indiscriminately take photos of everything in sight. Also something which may occur when typing too quickly.

The Japanese tourist was phorographing everything in sight.

by Lance Steel December 14, 2011

phronge

a. the feeling you get when someone says the perfect thing at just the right time to make your problems evaporate and fill your heart with joy

b. an extraordinarily talented, humble individual, not willing to showcase, but willing to share their talents with a few select close friends.

a. My day was shit until you phronged me with flowers and that note.

b. Who knew Ted was such a phronge, I've known him for years and this is the first time I saw him juggle flaming chainsaws while tap dancing on a high wire strung over a rabid sharks' tank.

by silasgray May 15, 2013