putting in an application

The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.

"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

puttyhead

a type of head that looks like Silly Putty. many teen skateboarders in Utah have this. they usually have a unusually large head and they're girlfriend has armpit hair.

you got a fuckin ugly ass puttyhead

by evry1nUTthtSK8 June 16, 2009

Ruff Putter

Someone who likes male genitalia in their backside, over and over. Will not hesitate to drop to his knees and service another man for two pennies.

It appears that Corby is a Ruff Putter.

by Tom Ace August 26, 2006

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

puttymucker

Describes the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while wallowing in mud and filth stealing thunderously good ideas from others.

The conclusion of John McCains speech made me realize what a puttymucker he is.

by Mnkeymon October 29, 2008

Putterfield's

A name for the downmarket UK supermarket chain Somerfield, due to it's popularity with old putters

"I'll pop down to Putterfield's for some booze"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Putter Bin

n. The reduced-to-clear shelf in a supermarket, so call as all the cheapskate old putters gather around it looking for something for nothing.

"There might be some bargains in the putter bin"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010