A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.
-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...
-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008
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A.k.a EPA
A.k.a EPA
Marc Nigga: Lets go over the Dumbarton bridge to go to Palo Alto
White Guy: But we would have to go throw East Palo Alto to get there
Marc Nigga: So then do we take the 20 minutes drive around EPA
White Guy: Yeah..
White Guy: But we would have to go throw East Palo Alto to get there
Marc Nigga: So then do we take the 20 minutes drive around EPA
White Guy: Yeah..
by @originalloet November 10, 2011
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Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.
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1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
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Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
by Postwartest November 16, 2010
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This family is so Pallotta!
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*The big sloppy dump that one takes after a night of drinking cheap beer.
*The big sloppy dump that one takes after a night of drinking cheap beer.
by Clarence McGee September 7, 2007
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I was playing videos when my two friends double pabloed me. or "OMG you guys poked both my eyes when you double pabloed me."
"Lets double pablo him when he is not looking, that'll show him."
"Lets double pablo him when he is not looking, that'll show him."
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