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paradoxashit

Taking a dump on your own chest.

It is near impossible.

Jet Lee can do it, but he is not proud of it.
1. "That calculus test blew my mind like a Paradoxashit."

2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*

*long silence*

Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.
by youreceivethehole7 August 6, 2009
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Paradox Interactive

noun:

A video game company, creators of grand strategy games: Stellaris, Hearts of Iron, Crusader Kings and Europa Universalis series; and a simulator and management game: Cities: skylines; whose marketing tactic is to make a bare bones base game, and then shit out a ton of DLCs worth 5€ -25€, that may or may not be rip-offs.
I love how I have to buy 24 DLCs to have a complete Crusader Kings 2 game!
Thanks Paradox Interactive! <3<3
by Disco Owl June 25, 2021
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Diana Paradise

by Diana Paradise May 16, 2011
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The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019
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Paradoxicle

An ice-pop of impossibility.
A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.
by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013
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Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.
Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.
by TheSkipper January 8, 2009
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gay paradox

Gay paradox is another phrase for time fuck.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.
If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a gay paradox.
by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008
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