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Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.
by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019
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Paranormal

a term refering to something awesome or strange. usually said to be beside or against reality.
1). "so i just found this awesome new band"

"let me listen"

"they're good right?"

"dude this shit is paranormal"


2). "ARE YOU FUCKING PARANORMAL?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!"
by Katie_lynn April 21, 2009
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paranoid pete

often found in basingstoke havin a mellow cotch paranoid pete first acquired his name during his graffiti days. he is less paranoid nowadays although he stil smokes occassionally.he is known to squash beef and has killed many before now.often seen with sparky.
the worlds greatest
petefish
prang
para
noida
pete
by thei April 25, 2005
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Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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paranamanelia

a definaitoion for a disease used for people who dont have a reson for not doing something (An excuse)
oh im sorry ive got paranamanelia
by Brett April 26, 2004
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Paralopia

A stupid world made by a guy named Jason. It's based in a text sort've world. Where you walk around doing nothing. It's pointless and stupid. Just a world of nothing important. And well it just sucks.
I went to paralopia, it sucked.
by TridenT March 22, 2005
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endless mountains paranormal

The greatest ghost research team in North East Pennsylvania.
by shakiaka February 4, 2010
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