pajaculating

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Giddy Pajamas

1.Drunken Nightwear
2.Happy Nightwear.
3.Stoned Nightwear.
4.Exclaimation of shock or surprise.

'Bob, I'm really a woman.'
'OH MY GIDDY PAJAMAS!'

by Leannie c February 20, 2009

papa's pajamas

something that is crazy and wild. Like an old mans pajamas

1.."how you doing man"

2.." shits all papa's pajamas"

by awhit March 11, 2008

The Cat’s Pajamas

The Cat’s Pajamas: When a bearded man performs oral sex on his female sexual partner and wakes up the next morning smelling like a vagina.

“Oh man, something smells fishy here!”

“Sorry fellas, I’m afraid it’s me. It appears I forgot to wash my beard after giving my girlfriend head last night. Looks like I got The Cat’s Pajamas!”

by greynun November 17, 2018

Pajamis

A derelict or vagrant. Can also be used to describe an ignorant or lazy person.

That pajamis tried to wash my windshield for a dollar.

by Spaghettibitches March 29, 2007

Pajamiejams

A specifically awesome set of pajamas that you only wear to Pajama Jams and Jam Sessions.

--'Pajamiejams can also be reffered to as "Pajaejaes"

--"James, practice tonight is designated as a Pajama Jam Session so wear you Pajamiejams!"

--"Hey Emily! Lets go to the Jam in our purple Pajaejaes!"

by Autumn's-sexy-pants July 9, 2011

Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

by drillvoice March 10, 2009