Paedophile

Jeremy corbin

Jeremy Corbin is a corporate paedophile

by Ebic person October 19, 2019

Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.

Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.

by neilbombd January 30, 2003

paedosexual

Someone who actually engages in sexual contact with children. Paedophiles do not necessarily do this: many paedophiles like the thought of sex with children but would never actually take part in it.

Paedophilia isn't a crime; in most countries, paedosexuality is.

by Mr. British November 19, 2006

Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

te-paea

A horny old woman.
Loves to hump old fat men.
Is also a player.

Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: OMFG shes so te-paea
Person 1: Shes so horny ay
Person 2: toatz, its gotta be a te-paea

by MehPooPoo March 23, 2011

paepae

Paepae is when a daddy fucks his wife all day even if he doesn't have consent

"Hey lovely wife his was a paepae day wasn't it?"

by PewPewshots August 28, 2017

hash brown paella

A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.

Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.

by ZeroTolerance August 10, 2007