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Peanut Butter 

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.
I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.
Peanut Butter by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019
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Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.
Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.
Peanut-Butter Helper by GC89 October 20, 2006

peanut-smuggler 

A woman with erect nipples that can easily be seen through her blouse.
peanut-smuggler by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Peanut Butter Detergent 

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.
Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.
Peanut Butter Detergent by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Peanut butter gargoyle 

When you take a girl with a “cathedral” in a “scissors” position with your anus directly touching her vagina and then you shit very hard making your feces enter her.

The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo

peanut envy 

Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.
Joel felt such peanut envy towards the guy in 22C when he saw the flight attendant slip him an extra bag of nuts.
peanut envy by SJ@24 July 23, 2009

peanut butter bitch

a woman that is nuts/crazy.........derived from the Sonic Commercial- Code Names - Sonic Drive-In Shakes TV Commercial