ones

beer. Origin: Homestar Runner. Often used after the word cold.

A One that is not Cold is hardly a One at all.

by c_thunder March 12, 2003

Onesie

When a girl is so tight, you can only fit one finger in her.

Emma's a Onesie!

by Lateofthepier October 20, 2009

abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

oneski

oneski is a form of goodbye like one love and such.

Aight man ima be out ill holla at u later.

......aight man oneski

by kmart352 March 16, 2008

swing ones ass

The way someone walks when he perceives himself to be a class above others.

Me: Dave's swagger, and pompous attitude doesn't bother me so much, since you told me he is paid much less than I am.

Office Manager: Yeah, he does swing his ass when when he walks.

by johnnyb July 23, 2004

later oneself

To leave, depart, or bolt.

We latered ourselves and went to the other party.

by Monolith3D.Com April 24, 2005

murder ones

Murder ones are reading glasses with thick black horn rim frames and rape over the bridge (optional) The important thing is that they are not sunglasses or shades. This us from convicts who originated the term based on those fighting a first degree murder conviction, who were regularly reading law books to appeal their cases, wearing government-issue glasses.

Joe looks like a psycho in those murder ones.

by MzBazooka August 31, 2017