Olders

A group of people that are older than you which you have a level of respect towards.

"Man seen the olders from them sides doing up madness"

by Waves Official May 3, 2018

Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"

Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.

by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010

Book Order Excited

Level of excitement that meets or exceeds that of an elementary school student on the day of the Scholastic book order arrival. Often coupled with great anticipation.

I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.

by Wyane D. June 14, 2011

older sister theory

the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what

if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot

the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male

if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie

guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts

by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010

tall order

a difficult task, or assignment

Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

Negro Restraining Order

Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.

If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order

by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010

short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".

Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!

by classyshit October 27, 2011