faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.

Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.

by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004

Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

fuck number

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.

"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"

by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009

a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.

Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie July 12, 2019

number 4

Slang for heroin. AKA number four heroin. Its etymology refers to the last of a 4-step purification process in which heroin is purified into a white fluffy powder.

Aunt Hazel warned cousin Charley of the dangers of doing number 4.

by J town booga January 9, 2008

going number 3

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?

by Adrian April 9, 2006