nuke

A word that refers to a Nuclear weapon itself or the action of attacking someone with a nuclear weapon.

Has come to be used in some MMORPG games to refer to attacking a monster with powerful magic spells.

1. Let's nuke the bastards!

2. Our Black Mage just nuked the crap out of that mob!

by Vespasian September 16, 2005

nuked

To be strong, muscularly fit, or in good shape.

Dude when I start going to the gym I'll be nuked!

by Turtle Mcfly April 27, 2014

Nuke Booster

Pussy-assed n00b on Modern Warfare 2 organising to ruin online multiplayer by inviting a player onto the opposite team, hide in a secluded area, plant tactical insertions and let one get kill the other 25 times in a row to activate their tactical nuke, so after repeating the procedure many times they can unlock a shitty rotating emblem. Once you locate them and take down the culprit yourself, the one on your team will try to attack you and they will both eventually leave the game whinging.

Guy #1: There's a nuke booster behind that cabin in the north west corner of the map, I'm going to take them out.
Rest of team: OK

by JizzySpunkbubbles December 25, 2009

Nuke Balls

The feeling one gets after racking up your first 24 killstreak in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and having some douchebag runner knife you in the back preventing you from getting your nuke on. Much like the feeling of having your girlfriend lovingly suck on your penis and wait till you are about to cum but instead, headbutts your balls.

Gamer: DUUUDE I almost got a Nuke on wasteland!!!!!

Roomate: Fuckin tits dude

Gamer: Right? Ive been trying all week!! Wait, why do my balls hurt so bad all the sudden?

Roomate: Dude, youve got Nuke Balls .....

by gman527 August 30, 2010

Nuked shit

When someone shits in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. In some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a shit as a sign of anger for having to do shitty work in the first place, or for being a asshole in general. Best part of the nuked shit is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of shit.

Danny (worker)and Jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. Once the nuked shit was discovered Jeff said "guess what Danny? Since I'm the boss, you're the nuked shit cleaner upper!" Danny, being the hardcore badass he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked shit all over Jeff's seat in his truck.

by Bajaboy January 16, 2013

Nuketown

1. A tiny but popular map in the Call of Duty: Black Ops Series.

2. When you should pull out but it's so good you blow your load anyway.

3. Reference to the awfully impossible scene in Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where the titular character survives a nuke by hiding in a refrigerator. (Sometimes called "Nuke the Fridge")

1. "Wanna go piss off noobs on Nuketown?"

2. "So I just made her ass fuckin' Nuketown"

3. "Just go Nuketown on this"

by Doris Virginia Johnson April 3, 2016

Nuke

A giant bomb which can destroy a whole city.

Kim Jong-Un is well known for nukes.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022