Murphy

1. Slang word for 'penis'
2. Also known as 'cock'
3. Nickname for ESL Chinese students

1. Leva said "man, I really love Murphys."
2. His Murphy was of a decent size
3. A Chinese student couldn't speak English well. He went to Shopper's for a Coke, but instead asked for a cock. All the students called him Murphy after that.

by PDev October 23, 2009

Murphy Raw

Engaging in a sexual act without using a condom while being a very dirty individual

He was doing her murphy raw last night.

by Murphy Raw July 7, 2008

Dusty Murphy

The genitals of an elderly virgin

Aunt Claire never met a man who met her standards, therefore she had one Dusty Murphy.

Bill was a virgin until he died, he had one Dusty Murphy

by Ioannes Magnumus July 14, 2010

Murphy Lee

Murphy Lee or should I say Mr. Tohri Harper is one of GOD'S SEXIST CREATIONS. He is the best St. Lunatic yet. And he carries himself in such a funfilled way.

Just look at any of his pictures.

by ReesesPieces8301 January 6, 2004

murphy's law

1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy

1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!

2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

Drop kick murpheys

awsome band,so awsome that words cant describe it

Drop Kick Murpheys are so fuckin awsome! Fuck rap!

by Jesus Fellano September 25, 2003

Murphy Middle School

Murphy Middle School is a school FILLED with shitheads,potheads and gayheads.The principle looks like he’s on cocaine 24/7 and the teachers have no respect for students.most girls think they are “thicc” and got sum to show.the guys suck eachothers dick in the locker room and watch porn together.EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE is white washed and are whores.overall fuck Murphy and fuck your dad.have a good day kiddos!

Murphy Middle School can suck my ass and call me daddy 8======D

by comesuckmydickbrother February 19, 2019