Double fisted mule kick 

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.

Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.

Double fisted mule kick by skibby avenger July 30, 2011

Packing the Mule 

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

Packing the Mule by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019

hold my mule 

Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.

Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!

Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!

Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!

hold my mule by CatSuga October 10, 2006

eat that mule shit 

A response when you have no other come backs

Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"

eat that mule shit by Terry Young February 18, 2003

beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

beer mule by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

Brown Mule

The act of inserting your penis into ones mouth after the performance of anal sex. Preferably done to hood rats, not your main girl.

Alex gave me a brown mule last night and I think I liked it!

Brown Mule by Wizard Sleve Steve February 25, 2009

feeding the mule 

Cupping your fingers together and inserting them in and out of a chicks ass - aka "feeding the mule"

(opposite of feeding the horse)

You are doing a chick doggy, and have a spare hand, so you cup your fingers put them in her ass aka feeding the mule!

feeding the mule by dunniss June 22, 2006