im gonna kill myself

something u say when something embarrassing happens

oh shit he saw me jerking off, im gonna kill myself

by eunicrn March 23, 2022

self-isolating-myself

uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.

"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".

by Evil Con Weasel April 16, 2022

i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

I'm going to kill myself

Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself

by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

I guess Ill just kill myself

Suicide is not the answer

"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"

by GabbbTruskys January 12, 2023

I guess Ill just kill myself

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.

Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Something somebody says when they embarrass themselves

Brad- Stacy, df o you want to go to prom with me?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023