nonversation

A late night conversation without any purpose.

Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.

Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.

by M&MM June 11, 2008

conversational rape

The traumatizing conversational method of a person who thinks he/she is intellectually superior to you and therefore takes every opportunity to interrupt you and insult every idea you may want to add to the largely one-way conversation. Very common among city intellectuals and professionals. The training ground is usually an Ivy League school, but an education in this art often begins in the home of people who have large objects permanently stuck in their rear end and/or people who have something to prove because they are afraid we will all find out how stupid they actually are or how small their wee-wees are.

I don't like going to that bar because all of the Wall Street guys who go there think that conversational rape is a great way to charm a girl.

by Grisel May 21, 2006

monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

conversation car

n. when one takes out the headrest in a car to make it more open for enhanced conversation.

can preform when car is in motion but preferrable when stopped, waiting, or just plain chilling.

a better experience when car is at full occupancy.

man, i can't hear what you guys are saying, lets turn this into a conversation car buddy! pass me that....

by kevin sw November 12, 2009

conversational currency

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.

"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."

by Aplusbar January 27, 2010

Conversational Deliciousness

1. When having a conversation that is so enjoyable it leaves a good taste in your mouth.

2. When having a conversation while eating something delicious. (Don't talk with your mouth full!)

3. Having a conversation about something so delicious that it is mouthwatering.

1. Person A: I just had the best conversation with a new acquaintance! It left a good taste in my mouth about that person.

Person B: Got to love having Conversational Deliciousness.

2. Person A: I just love this (insert delicious food here)! How was your day?

Person B: My day is better with this Conversational Deliciousness, did you try the (insert more delicious food here) ?

3. Person A: Dude, I just ate some delicious food, it was so tasty and had a good texture!

Person B: Man I don't think I can handle this Conversation Deliciousness, it's making me drool!

by C-Doll December 13, 2010

Conversation Bomber

Someone who inserts themselves in a group of talkers for the soul purpose of causing terror and casualties by detonating with a poor choice of words to kill an entire conversation.
Also see: Conversation Insurgent

Guy 1/2/3/4/5: (Carrying on conversation of work, women, and sports)
Conversation Bomber (Guy 6): Guys, I'm gay! After all these years!

Guy1: BOOOOOOMM!!!!!!

by The Gunnersmate March 2, 2012