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monstrodka-lemonodka

A thirst quenching alcoholic juice drank in huge quantities on Friday and Saturday and sometimes on Sunday. Monstrodka-lemonodka consists of 2.5 large shots of vodka in a pint glass half filled with ice and topped with Monster Zero or Monster Ultra, the white one, and sometimes the orange one and, most importantly, with a large lemonade top.

If you do not get the measurements of monstrodka-lemonodka right or the ratio of juice to ice, you will be banished back into the kitchen to make monstrodka-lemonodka from scratch until you get it right.
There are a few variations on the classic Monstrodka-lemonodka. Most popular ones include Liltotka-lemonodka (if you've ran out of monster), Monstrodka-spritetodka (if you've ran out of lemonade), Fantotka-lemonodka (not recommended).
" Hey it's Friday, it's Monstrodka-lemonodka time".

"I will have one Monstrodka-lemonodka please".
"This Monstrodka-lemonodka is kicking my arse right now!"
by astolicyna May 19, 2017
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Monsterstalker

When someone do whatever it takes to stalk someone. They do not stop before they know EVERYTHING about them.

This is something teenagers use nowdays.
I met him yesterday, and now he knows everything about me! He’s such a monsterstalker.
by Showering anyways November 19, 2021
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Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.
Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
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Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009
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Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.
"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."
by BekVicious December 18, 2009
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Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.
"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"
by No§ March 23, 2010
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ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.
When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.
by tedomega July 7, 2010
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