Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).

Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.

by lormaak April 3, 2009

MORMONTOLOGY

A combination of Mormonism and Scientology.

My friend's mom is a Mormon and his dad is a Scientologist. That makes him a Mormontologist. He practices Mormontology.

by Jeff Bedia February 11, 2008

Mormon

-1/4th shot of lemon juice

-3/4th shot of Captain Morgan

Mixing Captain "Mor"gan and Le"mon" making "Mormon"

by Jmill3 November 16, 2010

mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers

Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008

Mormonlandia

a term used to describe the entire state of Utah, of which is predominately occupied by those of the Mormon (LDS) faith.

To be absolved of the sins I committed in Las Vegas, I plan to make a pilgrimage to Mormonlandia.

by KILLERBEE July 26, 2007

molly mormon

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that actively follows and participates in their religion. This phrase traces its origin back to Las Vegas. Opposite of jack mormon

1: Is Katie coming to the party this weekend?
2: no dude, she's a molly mormon.

by JFLV November 16, 2004

Mormon Trail

A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.

Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008