The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.

Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys

by Satans nipple October 11, 2011

Arctic Monkeys

A great band if you're a teenager living in the states, having 'panic! at the disco'or 'fall out boy' shoved down your throat. Fresh lyrics and sound, perhaps a bit overrated and most certainly not nearly groundbreaking or inventive enough to be the next 'beatles'. If you're interested in great bands from the UK, check out the Kaiser Chiefs or The Kooks.

Person 1: Man, I'm so sick of stupid emo boys with no balls wearing girl pants and eyeliner.

Person 2: Listen to the Arctic Monkeys, they're so much better.

Person 1: Nah, I'll go listen to the Kaiser Chiefs

by theangryblogger February 18, 2007

Monkeydust

Noun: A street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.
They can be swallowed, snorted or injected.

"Yo Jose, you got da monkeydust?"
"Awww shit dawg, I ate them all. They were berry flavored"
"DAMMIT."

by Jamie and Joe March 13, 2008

monkeyscruf

Wrinkled old ball sac

his monkeyscruff was hanging down below his boxers

by Monkey boi July 31, 2003

Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

2 monkeys fucking a football

It look like shit

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football

by Donevin_is_sex_slave September 7, 2016

spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006