Monica Lewinsky Band

Any band that got famous for sucking

Guy 1: Dude how is Nickelback so famous
Me: They're a Monica Lewinsky Band

by antipopculture December 20, 2010

monique

a really hot girl who is the best kind of girl for relationships. she IS a HUGE F-L-I-R-T, i mean she flirts with every known person on earth, man or woman, doesnt matter to her. but thats ok, because everyone still loves her to death. exceppt her haters, who noone really cares about.

gosh, that monique girl is just so hot, i wish she could be my girlfriend.

that monique girl can dance so well, she must be a like whore.(haters)

Bob:That monique girl was all over me in sci, hope this menas she likes me.
ju:dont nget your hopes up on her, there are so many boys who want her....

by TINY X February 29, 2008

Monica Lewinski

Should be Monica Blowinski

Monica lewinski come over here and give me a blowinski

by kalimazoo December 10, 2006

booty call monitor

A mobile or cellular phone

Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

Monica

Mysterious
Sexy
Attractive
Wise
Cautious
Defending
Determined
Persistent
Dark
Calm
Creative
Helpful
Serious
Loyal
Brave
Intelligent
Shy
Family
Depressing
Beautiful
When something bad happens to her, she has a pokerface/smile on the outside but inside, she's hurting.

Guy: Monica is so crazily amazing. She's just perfect. I'm addicted to her.

by i love monica March 18, 2011

Monicunt

Disparaging term for a rude or offensive woman whose first name is also Monica.

I wish Monicunt would move out already, all she does is slam doors and leave bloody tampons on the countertop for me to clean up; plus, she owes me for the cable bill.

by Fliossy Spacek September 16, 2009

Monique

Can be very verbal, overly defensive, and a real strict discliplinarian she can also be quiet, thoughtful, seductive and mysterious. Monique's are creative, intelligent and dislikes clutter, and loud obnoxious stuff others call music. To win this girl, honesty, and truth will get you on a higher ranking then lies and flattery. Don't expect this girl to be subserivant, treat her as an equal and don't try to control her. She will only put up with so much bull before she kicks you to the curb, and she won't care a bit about your bruised ego at that point.

Most Monique's can be verbal chatty and retains many different tidbits of information at once. A regular dictionary

by photobug50 February 6, 2010