Mongrol

(Ethnic/Slur slur) a person so heavily racially mixed that even he doesn't know what he is.

John: So, are you proud of your Irish roots?
Some friend: I never said i am irish.
John: what are you? You once told me you were Irish, then americunt, then asain, then black
Some friend: I don't know as well
John: damn, you really are a Mongrol...

by Pajcho October 30, 2023

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

Honk the Mongoose

lesser known form of the term masturbate.

When gant thinks about other guys he likes to honk the mongoose

by Kravin Moorehead October 23, 2008

Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open

by yehudah October 24, 2006

Mongolian Chimneysweep

A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.

The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.

by The Grand MasterSmeat (courtesy of Scott) August 30, 2006

Mongolian Wetnap

When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.

"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"

by Abby Foxhaven December 28, 2009

Mongolian bloodbath

Having intercourse with a girl that squirts while she has her period to cause her to squirt blood

While I was fucking that bitch she gave me a Mongolian bloodbath

by Roadkill999 January 22, 2012