by Mike James McC October 31, 2007
Michelle is great in the sack she is an origami mommy.
by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009
One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.
by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022
by Steve Roger's February 03, 2022
The female version of a Sugar Daddy.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 28, 2019
When a teenage girl starts to try and manage groups of people (classes, group projects, etc.) in a motherly manner
Oliver: Oh my gosh I just don’t know what to do with this school project
Bella: Okay, let’s take this one step at a time, also I brought apple juice!
Oliver: Wow, bella is definitely having a Mommy Moment
Bella: Okay, let’s take this one step at a time, also I brought apple juice!
Oliver: Wow, bella is definitely having a Mommy Moment
by Bracemasterplus April 12, 2022
Referring to a photo that was taken at a bad angle or low lighting that you wouldn’t voluntarily post. A photo that was taken by your mother and posted on Facebook. An embarrassing photo
by Babyprincessdom January 22, 2023