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muff puppet

when you shove your hand up a girls snatch,like a puppet
Dude i made my girlfriend into a muff puppet last night.
by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006
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Butt Muff

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.
His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.
by Faloola K Cheezy December 9, 2010
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Muff Muff Birdman

A person dressed in a bird outfit that likes muffs, both ear muffs and chicks muffs
Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.
by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006
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Retro Muff

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.
I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..
by Fat Nik April 22, 2003
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muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.
I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
by Richter ass November 9, 2010
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Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.
by Tammi November 26, 2003
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muff cabage

Like calling someone a dirty vagina. Cabage pronounced in a jersey accent of saying 'garbage'
You little tramp, your muff cabage.
by double z October 15, 2010
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