Mitch McConnell

A word based on the Kentucky senator, a Mitch McConnel is an adorable little man who looks like a turtle and seems like he's smart, but then end up filibustering his own bill.
But Dangit! He's cute!

"I would vote you out, but you're too much of a Mitch McConnell"

by THE DONKIE January 1, 2019

money mitch

A money fiend that’ll do anything for a dime or rack. They’ll sell out they own blood and homies for some bread

Tyler: damn Alan you a fuckin money Mitch bro stop selling yo mom old rings

Alan: nah bro I’m good u tweakin dawg

by MlgWow September 11, 2020

Mitch Hedberg

The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden

Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE

by MEEMEMEM April 10, 2005

Pulling a Mitch

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you

Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

by Rusty muffler 43 July 10, 2014

mitch briggs

a pig fucking dog

did u see mitch briggs fucking his pig

by garry the goat 69 November 13, 2019

Mitch Grassi

A sassy queen

Your bf/gf asks you about their look :
-How am I looking, babe?
-Like Mitch Grassi!!!
-I love so much!!!
*then they married*

by Boy with beard (cool kid) August 2, 2019

Anal mitch

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys

Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019