Cocked Myself

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

by alejandr000 May 4, 2011

screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phrase used when one hates a certain situation

friend 1: “ugh I have work soon, screaming crying killing myself.”

friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”

friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”

by h0p3mya April 20, 2022

Neck myself

Sucking yourself off.

Im going to neck myself tonight . Im gonna look like a giraffe trying to get that good good.

by Bobsiuu657 December 6, 2021

I Hate Myself and Want to Die

The name of a kickass song by Nirvana. The title was sarcastic and was also going to be the title of their final album in 1993, titled In Utero. This song's title is know very screwed up because Kurt was murdered in 1994.

I Hate Myself and Want to Die is a great song.

by xxravioligodxx May 8, 2017

dating myself

Masturbate. Or having sex with yourself.

My girl friend left so I am dating myself tonight.

by Avery B September 21, 2005

mself

Myself

Im alow mself 2 move on & so letn go & eventually he'll cm to realise tht he nds me mr tn I nd hm.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

myself

The word that should be used in all places where you used to say "me." This movement has been championed by upper management in corporations, elected officials, news and media, and all of the English speaking world's best and brightest.

Only low-class people say the word "me."

Allow myself to introduce myself.

by scrybz November 7, 2012